What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.

Why did the police officer arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.

What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn?

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter G.

Why did the napkin get invited to dinner? Because things were about to get messy.

Why wasn’t the turkey hungry on Thanksgiving? It was already stuffed.

What comes once in Thanksgiving, twice in a week, but never in a day?  The letter S.

What weighs more, a pound of turkey or a pound of cranberries? A pound is a pound, no matter what it’s made of.

Grandma bakes a dozen rolls, and all but 4 get eaten before dinner even starts. How many rolls are left? 4.

You have 7 pumpkin pies, and I take 3 of them from you. How many pies do I have? 3, since they’re in my hands now, not yours.

Two mothers and two daughters sit down for dinner, but only 3 plates get set out. How is everyone covered? It’s a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter, just 3 people in all.

At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with? Neither — you should use a knife.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age.

What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner? Thanksgiving breakfast and lunch.

What are unhappy cranberries called? Blueberries.

What is that favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds? Squash.

You reap what you sow because of this, remove the first three letters, and it becomes an object you can wear. What is it? A harVEST.